Funny Christmas T-Shirts… Tis The Season For Laughter.

Funny Christmas T-Shirts can make or break your next party. Who wants to show up with a crappy argyle sweater carrying a bottle of wine? If you show up in one of these funny shirts carrying an open carton of eggnog, party goers will know the entertainment has arrived and that people should make out with you under the mistletoe. You only get one chance to make a first impression at the office holiday party. Don’t waste it on a starched collared shirt. That is boring as shit.

Every party needs someone to lighten the mood and bring some holiday laughter. We all know that the mistletoe will be hung and the Christmas tree will be lit. Well why not let them know that the you are hung and you will be lit? They might find that out later but you can at least let them know when you walk in the door.

So if you are feeling the holiday spirit and want to bring joy to the beautiful men and women in the world during the Christmas season, head on over to our Christmas shop!

But as for the funny shirts, lets take this first one here… Who doesn’t want a little more ball jingling?

funny christmas jingle my balls green t-shirt

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Everyone likesĀ  a little eggnog. Maybe not the side effects from it, but that delicious devil juice never gets old.

Gray Tshirt with Eggnog Made Me Do It

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Let them know the size of your Christmas Present.

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Do you give shitty Christmas presents away as new gifts? You need this shirt.

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Great last minute gift idea. You should make a 15-20 page coupon book and win Christmas.

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Santa needs some ass too.

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We are guessing that when Santa looks at his list this Christmas, anyone who beats their family will be on the bad side of things. So maybe next time your spouse doesn’t bring you the correct alcoholic drink, just correct them in a nice manner… not with your fist.

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Santa thinks you are a ho.

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If I were Santa, I would skip the coal and drop a deuce in bad people’s stockings.

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Send out the vibe and wait for the results.

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“Happy Holidays” is what terrorists say.

shirt that says Merry Christmas You Liberal Asswipes

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Be proud of that bowl of jelly.

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