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Shut Up Liver, You’re Fine T-Shirt
$24.95 – $27.95

When you liver is acting up, you can’t just let it go to sleep. You need to give it a pep talk. And as my dad used to say, “Rub some dirt on it, get a bandaid, and play on.”
Alcohol Might Not Solve Your Problems T-Shirt
$25.00

Booze is my friend.
Shit Canned T-Shirt
$24.95 – $27.95
I Drink And I Know Things
$24.95 – $27.95

Self Proclaimed Genius.
What The Fuck Happened Last Night T-Shirt
$25.00 – $28.00

We have all been there… You wake up with an extremely fuzzy feeling and start to piece together the events that let you to this feeling. Did that really happen? Did I really do that? Why do I feel like hell warmed over? How did I get here and should I be afraid? As you stumble your way to the shower to try and wash off the regret, grab a large coffee, some pain killers, and your new favorite t-shirt. What the fuck happened last night? That is the usual question that usually takes a few days to get the real story. At least anyone who runs into you today will know your pain and maybe be able to answer those burning questions about the previous evening. If anything, you can get a laugh and tell stories of what you do remember. Look like hammered shit.
Drunk & Disorderly T-Shirt
$24.00 – $30.00
There Is No Strong Beer Only Weak Men T-Shirt
$24.00 – $30.00
Drink Your Feelings Away T-Shirt
$24.00 – $30.00
You Don’t Need Fun To Have Alcohol T-Shirt
$24.00 – $30.00
Extremely Intoxicated and Uncooperative T-Shirt
$24.00 – $30.00
It’s A Bad Night To Be A Light Beer T-Shirt
$24.00 – $30.00
History Flows Forward On A River Of Beer T-Shirt
$23.00 – $31.00
It Takes Time To Party Right T-Shirt
$23.00 – $29.50
Drink and Fight Fuck All Night T-Shirt
$23.00 – $29.50
I’m Sure Drunk Me Had Their Reasons T-Shirt
$23.00 – $29.50
I’ll Bone You To Get To Your Friend T-Shirt
$23.00 – $29.50
I’m So Hungover I Wish I Was Dead T-Shirt
$23.00 – $29.50
I Didn’t Do It, But If I Did, I Was Drunk
$23.50 – $31.50
I Do Regrettable Things T-Shirt
$25.00
Piss & Vinegar T-Shirt
$25.00
Bourbon Is My Spirit Animal T-Shirt
$25.00
You Look Like I Need A Drink T-Shirt
$24.95 – $27.95
Destroy Your Liver World Tour 1978
$24.95 – $27.95

78 Was A Great Year.
Y’all Got Vodka? T-Shirt
$24.95 – $27.95

Cowboys and Cowgirls need to get hammered too.
I Don’t Need Life, I’m High On Drugs T-Shirt
$25.00 – $28.00

Life is over rated. Drugs are not. Stay high my friends.
Sorry… I Was Drunk T-Shirt
$25.00 – $28.00

How many times have you been here? You wake up, slowly start to remember what you did. Look through your phone and learn a little more about the previous night. And slowly realize you have to apologize. We how about you just wear this shirt to the same bar the next night! Now you don’t have to say sorry to everyone because they will already know.
Alcohol Is My Cruel Bitch Mother T-Shirt
$25.00 – $28.00

We are not claiming a full out Norman Bates type situation, but we are saying that if alcohol left, we might go insane. So no matter how bad you treat us and how many times you make us act like an idiot, we will be back. It’s sad really…
I Recommend Scotch T-Shirt
$25.00 – $28.00

It is the nectar of the Gods, the gold watch of retirement, the jump start and the wind down of a beautiful day. Scotch is what we are talking and scotch is what we are recommending. Wearing this shirt, the only question the bartender will be asking is the brand and year. Do you have a cigar that need a tasty friend for the evening? Well I recommend scotch. Notice this shirt doesn’t say ‘I recommend wine coolers.” or “I recommend watered down beer.” If you want that shit, go hang out with the freshmen. We are sophisticated dammit… and our t-shirt is going to let you know.