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  Alcohol Might Not Solve Your Problems T-Shirt

  $25.00

  Booze is my friend.
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  Alcohol Is My Cruel Bitch Mother (Womens)

  $28.00

  We are not claiming a full out Norman Bates type situation, but we are saying that if alcohol left, we might go insane. So no matter how bad you treat us and how many times you make us act like an idiot, we will be back. It’s sad really…
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  Alcohol Is My Cruel Bitch Mother T-Shirt

  $25.00 – $28.00

  We are not claiming a full out Norman Bates type situation, but we are saying that if alcohol left, we might go insane. So no matter how bad you treat us and how many times you make us act like an idiot, we will be back. It’s sad really…
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  I Recommend Scotch T-Shirt

  $25.00 – $28.00

  It is the nectar of the Gods, the gold watch of retirement, the jump start and the wind down of a beautiful day. Scotch is what we are talking and scotch is what we are recommending. Wearing this shirt, the only question the bartender will be asking is the brand and year. Do you have a cigar that need a tasty friend for the evening? Well I recommend scotch. Notice this shirt doesn’t say ‘I recommend wine coolers.” or “I recommend watered down beer.” If you want that shit, go hang out with the freshmen. We are sophisticated dammit… and our t-shirt is going to let you know.